Text a girl and ask her,"When you gunna let me tap that?"

[Slywhitty]

Me: So when you gunna let me tap that!?
Him: I'm not going to give it up easily, you'l have to work for it
Me: Oh really? Prude.
Him: What do you think I am, some sort of hussy!?
*5 mins later*
Him: On second thought, you can get tapped any time you want.

.. I think that got turned around on me. :laugh:

Thats not how our convo went!! hahahaha you cheating on me!!! NOOOO cheescake for you!!!!! ahhahahahahahahahahahaha JK the cheesecake is on its way!!:canada:

 

[Phoenix]

HAAHAHAHAHAH AAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHHAAH nooooooooooooo

 

[Grumpy]

HAHAHA.. hey now! there's some details ya don't need to be filled in with! Its what imaginations are for!

Imagination huh....if that was the case, there wouldn't be any movie base on a book hahaha

I'm just razzin' ya....teaser!:canada:

 

[Phoenix]

HAHAH!

Me: Did I throw you for a loop on that one?
Him: Um, yup, considering its a guy thing to say.
Me: Oops.
Him: Irregardless, still fcuking hot. Its my duty to please your booty.

HAHAH..

**Edit -

Him: So how would you want your eggs in the morning anyways? Scrambled, fried, fertilized?

 

[xmoney jr]

haha that reminds me of me and my girl HAHAHA!!!! well ex gf hehe got me new one and tryed that shizz didnt wor to plan

 

[Phoenix]

haha that reminds me of me and my girl HAHAHA!!!! well ex gf hehe got me new one and tryed that shizz didnt wor to plan

ur obvs. not doing it right.

lawl.

 

[Grumpy]

ur obvs. not doing it right.

lawl.

No, more appropriate respond would be this eh!:canada:

 

[Phoenix]

LOLOLOL :top:

 

[DERRIXRYD]

No, more appropriate respond would be this eh!:canada:

He probably just put a booger in there... :laugh::laugh::laugh:

 

[Venomous_X]

He probably just put a booger in there... :laugh::laugh::laugh:

Thats what I suspected too....:laugh:

 

[08RR XRNNER]

Rhianna--one of my good friends who apparently has a secret crush on me lol
Me: Yo girl, when you gonna let me tap dat?

her: what?

Me: I said when are you going to let me hit that?

her: Is this Logan?

Me: Yeah the one and only

her: Well me and your dad are almost finished so I'll hit you up when Im done
here...sound good?

me: Oh you must have been the hooker he picked on the corner down on the blvd he just told me about.

her: haha. No. Im to classy for the blvd

Me: Well anyways was that a yes?

her: are you for real?

Me: no joke.

her: sure. I'll be home in about 30 min

Me: Sweet, see you tonight then!

her: K

 

[Grumpy]

^^

Yes, the large font is necessary to convey the level of win that just occur.

Now.....get off this board and go get sum!

 

[X-roller]

lol....^^^...very true!!

 

[Venomous_X]

now if you come in this thread tomorrow and say you struck out logan, we're coming after your ass....:laugh:

 

[racerx]

i just tried this and didnt go so well

Me: hey beautiful when you going to let me tap that

Her: **** you asshole

end of convo

 

[alexxwing]

i just tried this and didnt go so well

Me: hey beautiful when you going to let me tap that

Her: **** you asshole

end of convo

damn bro you fail:thumpdown:

 

[racerx]

she just mad at me right now she'll get over it

 

[BlueTaco]

lol I got denied by all of them. except for one who knew about the joke from a forum she's on lol. I even got defriended on facebook by one chick.

 

[X-roller]

lol I got denied by all of them. except for one who knew about the joke from a forum she's on lol. I even got defriended on facebook by one chick.

lol...ouch defriended!!.... Epic :fail:

 

[08RR XRNNER]

ok guys so I went to the house and well I didnt get it I did get some play at least AND I got her fine ass friends number...we're going out this weekend to some haunted houses!!:rock: